Get Me To The Church On Time

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
I've just to be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in me prime
Girls come and kiss me show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time
If I am dancin' roll up the floor
If I am whistling whet me out the door
For I'm getting married in the mornin'
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Kick up the rumpus but don't lose the compass
And get me to the church get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Drag me or jail me stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church on time
I got to be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and looking in me prime
Some bloke whose able lift up the table
But get me to the church on time
If I am flying then shoot me down
If I am wooing get her out of town
For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
Fend her and tow me call out the army
But get me to the church get me to the church
Oh surely get me to the church on time;