If You Were A Sailboat

IF YOU'RE A COWBOY I WOULD TRAIL YOU
IF YOU'RE A PIECE OF WOOD I'D NAIL YOU TO THE FLOOR
IF YOU'RE A SAILBOAT I WOULD SAIL YOU TO THE SHORE
IF YOU'RE A RIVER I WOULD SWIM YOU
IF YOU'RE A HOUSE I WOULD LIVE IN YOU ALL MY DAYS
IF YOU'RE A PREACHER I'D BEGIN TO CHANGE MY WAYS
SOMETIMES I BELIEVE IN FATE
BUT THE CHANCES WE CREATE
ALWAYS SEEM TO RING MORE TRUE
YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVING ME
I TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVING YOU
IF I WAS IN JAIL I KNOW YOU'D SPRING ME
IF I WAS A TELEPHONE YOU'D RING ME ALL DAY LONG
IF I WAS IN PAIN I KNOW YOU'D SING ME SOOTHING SONGS
SOMETIMES I BELIEVE IN FATE
BUT THE CHANCES WE CREATE
ALWAYS SEEM TO RING MORE TRUE
YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVING ME
I TOOK A CHANCE ON LOVING YOU
IF I WAS HUNGRY YOU WOULD FEED ME
IF I WAS IN DARKNESS YOU WOULD LEAD ME TO THE LIGHT
IF I WAS A BOOK I KNOW YOU'D READ ME EVERY NIGHT
IF YOU'RE A COWBOY I WOULD TRAIL YOU
IF YOU'RE A PIECE OF WOOD I'D NAIL YOU TO THE FLOOR
IF YOU'RE A SAILBOAT I WOULD SAIL YOU TO THE SHORE
IF YOU'RE A SAILBOAT I WOULD SAIL YOU TO THE SHORE;