Zaun

I'M A LONESOME RIDER,
I'M A REAL TOUGH GUY
I TELL YOU LIVIN' AIN'T EASY,
BUT EVERY DAY I TRY
I'VE SEEN A MILLION PLACES.
BABY I GET AROUND
WITH A SIXPACK OF BEER AND A
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
I'M A HARDWORKING MAN.
I DONT NEED MUCH IN LIFE.
I GOT MY HORSE,
I GOT MY BOOTS,
A HAT AND A KNIFE.
ALL I REALLY NEED
CAN SURELY BE FOUND.
I NEED GIRLS,
I NEED WHISKY AND
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE MORNING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
LATE AT NIGHT.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE EVENING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT.
AND IF I EVER BE KING
AND I GET A CROWN
THEN IT WOULD SURELY BE MADE OF
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
ALL THE LADIES WANNA HAVE ME,
I'M A HANDSOME BOY.
AND ALL THE BOYS WANT ME TOO,
IN ESPECIALLY SIEGFRIED AND ROY.
I'M A SEXMACHINE, BABY,
I HAD MORE GIRLS THAN JAMES BROWN
AND I FUCKED THEM ALL ON THE
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN.
BUT NOW THE TIME HAS GONE BY
AND SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME.
I'M ONLY HALF THE MAN
I USED TO BE.
I WAS THE SEXIEST MAN
IN THE WHOLE BIG TOWN
BEFORE I RIPPED MY BALLS
ON THE
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE MORNING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
LATE AT NIGHT.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE EVENING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT.
AND IF I EVER BE KING
AND I GET A CROWN
THEN IT WOULD SURELY BE MADE OF
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
I WAS ALSO A SHERIFF,
I WAS FIGHTING FOR RIGHT.
I WAS PROTECTING LAW AND ORDER
EVERY DAY, EVERY NIGHT.
I WAS HUNTING A MAN
WITH A BIG FAT BAUCH.
AND I CAUGHT HIM IN THE BACK
OF A
KNALLERBSENSTRAUCH.
BUT NOW THE STORY IS OVER.
I HAD A GOOD GOOD LIFE.
I STILL GOT MY HORSE,
MY BOOTS AND MY KNIFE.
I DID A LOT OF TRAVELLING,
BUT NOW I SETTLE DOWN,
IN THE
KNALLERBSENSTRAUCH
ON THE
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE MORNING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
LATE AT NIGHT.
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
IN THE EVENING,
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT.
AND IF I EVER BE KING
AND I GET A CROWN
THEN IT WOULD SURELY BE MADE OF
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
THEN IT WOULD SURELY BE MADE OF
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN
THEN IT WOULD SURELY BE MADE OF
MASCHENDRAHTZAUN;